News from the Neighbourhood

I live in a small little town, on a street that has around 7 houses in total on it.
And there are times, when I find myself wondering "I wonder what everyone else is doing at this very moment".
Well, luckily for me, there is a particular person who lives nearby, who has taken it upon herself to write a little newsletter every so often.
This kilobyte of goodness is sent via e-mail to our surrounding neighbours.
Now, we don't actually receive this newsletter because we don't really care about looking into everyone's life around us, OR SO WE THOUGHT.

The document below has not been tampered with, it is the exact condition as it was sent, right down to the formatting. It is the "news from the neighbourhood", and "no" I have no idea who any of the people are, but I'm glad she let me know where she is getting her information. This "newsletter" was sent to us so that we could know what was going on our street. I hope you like reading it as much as I enjoyed laughing about it.

Enjoy.

Subject: News from the Neighbourhood



Time to Lock your doors again.

The Greenhouse (Green Barn) has the lock broken on the door
and it was wide open. No tire tracks nor

footprints so I don't know when it happened. Sybil told me about it.

It is closed right now. The only tracks going there are from a Big

Fat Raccoon that wandered there this morning, and he went behind

the Black & Green Barrels in the front.

In the meantime, Tom Platts Sr. was helping a visitor who got stuck

in their driveway by pushing the vehicle, and he fell and broke his hip.

That was last week.

In the meantime, there was a Police Car that drove in to Platts this
morning.

Don't know if they got robbed or not?????


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And That right there, is the beauty of living on a dead end street in a very small town.

Cheers.