The Popular Girls

There's a couple things you should be aware of if you are a female at Western University. If you want to fit in, here's what you need to do.

Step 1 - Go buy the tightest Lu lu lemon pants you can find. If you can tell what your butt looks like without pants on, you're getting close. Leggings work too, but that up side down horseshoe logo just ensures you that you're getting your $100 worth of yoga wear.

Step 2 - Put on elaborate boots. Uggs' work really well, but aren't essential. Western allows some creativity in this department. Just as long as they are ridiculous looking boots, you're ok.

Step 3 - A baggy shirt is next on the apparel list. It can be a 90s' sweatshirt that your dad wore when the Blue Jays won the World Series, or just a simple solid coloured "flowing" shirt will do. Make sure it's V-neck though.

Step 4 - Head band is a good idea, also must be lu lu lemon. Just in case there's a spontaneous yoga class that takes place in the middle of Physiology Tutorial, you're going to want lu lu lemon.

Step 5 - For hand bag, the coach brand is where you're headed. And that's that.

Step 6 - Blackberry. This piece of technology has completely and totally revolutionized the way your whole communication system works. This is the definition of progress. It's like you had to get your water from a well, and then they invented piping and now you have in-house water from a tap.
Why talk when you can text?
In fact, ensure that you are so infatuated with what everyone else in the world is doing that you are never actually doing anything, but just texting you friends about what they are doing.


These Simple Steps, will allow you to fit into any crowd at Western and go completely unnoticed.
Ridiculous boots, extra layer of skin pants, baggy low cut shirt, lu lu head band, coach purse, but make sure that black berry is out and get typing.

And that, is all you need to know.